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design | host nice banana, kevin. from what i can gather, reality bites and existence is over rated. feety jammies have taken on a new meaning and i suddenly find myself hot and bothered picturing an aquaintence in pink bunny feety jammies. i want to marry Kevin, the assistant manager at hottopic. "Hey Kevin... nice banana." yes, i actually said that to him. he had a plastic banana around his neck, so i took the opportunity to say something that sounded naughty, aren't you proud of me? i bought a fender shirt, but i had to ask him "Hey, you're big and tall, could you help me with something?" to get it for me. then i thanked him. "Aw, thanks. you're such a sweety." so yeah i'm thinking a spring wedding, but we could have a fall one too... and i want to submit another job application so i can work there. i'm such a flirt whore. man. those feety pajamas. not on kevin, on somone else. yeah flirt whore. does warped tour count as a date? say yes... just to float my boat. |