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design | host MAGIC CHINESE MASSAGES so yesterday sucked. HARD. for several reasons, ovulation being a key factor. but, today, i feel a little (emphasis on little,) better. i slept for eleven hours, for a start. i just got sick of looking at the world last night and went to bed. My mom says it was rude... she was mostly kidding... "An impending psychological breakdown is no excuse for rudeness." so i woke up and the sun was shiny and i had pancakes and hot chocolate for breakfast. I helped clean the house and washed out Robbie's fish bowl and then, i got dressed. i own certain articles of clothing that make me feel stunning and assertive. these are clothes i wear to the mall. mother and i went to walmart and the mall. i felt stunning and assertive and very, very busty. this is a good feeling. my mom and i talked about everything and mostly were just silly together. i announced i wanted to marry the guy at the garden center in walmart. then, he went on break, ending everything we had together. or something. then we went to the mall and got the bell jar from booksamillion to read for English. then we went to hottopic and got errotic underwear. and i proposed to Kevin the assistant manager. he laughed. playing hard to get i presume. i also proposed to a random skinny white boy. I <3 skiiny pasty white boys. he was there with his mom. (<3) he said he would marry me. and then, he and his mom left with his new school clothes. thus ended our torrid love affair. now. if you're ever feeling low and you happen to have at least ten dollars, there is a cure. a temporary one, but a pick-me-up nonetheless. get yourself down to patomac mills. enter by the nordstrom rack. there, across from the L.L. bean outlet is the answer to your troubles. MAGIC CHINESE MASSAGES. that's right. for a minimum of ten dollars, you can have a teeny slice of HEAVEN. after a short wait, i was escorted to a very neat little table and instantly relaxed by a very polite chinese man. the sign does not lie. the massages are magic. he did my back and my neck and my arms and each of my fingers and even my ears. it was good. i want another. maybe a 20 minute one next time. ahhhhh. also, after your massage there's a cool store very near the health wise place (which is where they give the massages,) and they happened to be having a sale... tops and skirts were buy one get one for a dollar. so you know i've got new clothes. this shirt i got is cut like a corset, but it just zips up the back. i had a long tshirt on when i went to the movies (yeah me and mom saw the village) but i took that off so i'm wearing the corset thing by itself. ha. i look like i'm not wearing any clothes in my webcam. i'm probably going to feel horrible later this week. tomorrow maybe. but pancakes, new clothes and a magic chinese massage will pick anyone up temporarily. so for now i am content. yeah the world is horrible. i know. i still hate it. i'm just taking a break or something. |