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stick that in your pipe
2004-12-16 - 11:55 p.m.

i think that when you would rather have a pelvic exam than be in school it's time for a break. a much needed break.

one more day until christmas break. ack. i'm going to keel over and die before i can get through tomorrow. but before i do, here is an ACTUAL paper i am turning in tomorrow for Mr. Craig about the depression of 1879 or whatever year it was. he can just stuff it in his stocking. enjoy:

my fellow americans, we are in the midst of a depression. president grant hasn't done anything to solve it yet. what are we to do? the only answer to our problems is to sell our babies into slavery. think about it. there will be fewer people, so eventually we'll need fewer jobs. we'll have more money, because people will pay good money for slees, as our country knew up until recently. families will have fewer mouths to feed, so everything works out. we can keep selling babies until we're out of the depression, and then, just because we'll be doing so well, we can keep selling babies and earn extra money. if selling babies doesn't work, (which it will,) we will simply set the entire country on fire and start over again from scratch. we'll pretend this would thing never happened and not have another depression for at least fifty years- and then everyone will forget about this depression anyway. we can erase this depression from history so no one would ever have to write a paper about it or anything. whether we sell our babies or set the country ablaze makes no difference to me- i'm just a simple editorial writed and i'll be out of here by the. i'm going to europe to try and get the baby buying market started- i'll buy stock in baby slavery, because the stock market will never, ever crash. i've got it all figured out, america.

the end.

good night you guys. i'm exhausted.

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